My DVD Drive Won’t Open! Help!

One thing that puts a frown on our face is when a DVD drive won’t eject a movie or a game console that refuses to spit out your game!

So…what exactly is happening and what can you do about it?

There are a lot of sites and forums all about help with this topic and their solutions range from replacing a drive belt to gear teeth being worn and some people’s brainiac advice is to just throw the whole thing away! While it IS true that eventually all things become so busted that the line gets drawn between the cost and time of repairing versus replacing the unit, the bulk of the answers we have found online don’t seem to properly deal with the main issue of this entire thing…magnetism.

That’s right! The main cause of this whole thing is magnetism. Here’s what happens:

When your DVD or Blu-Ray or game console drive is closed the inside laser assembly raises up and connects to the spinny top part inside the upper lid of your drive. When a DVD is in there this whole process firmly holds it in place as it spins. That’s all well and good except when there is nothing in the drive! Over time from these two parts being held together they become overmagnetized. Once this occurs you begin to experience the problem of your drive not opening. It tries to do what it’s told to do though, which then puts more strain on drive belts and gear teeth. Some people have found a great workaround and will even hit the top of their computer, game console or whatever with their fist. Yes, this move will sometimes shake the upper and lower pieces apart and the drive will open up it’s a very bad idea and could cause more damage in the end.

So what can you do?

One safer workaround at least for DVD drives and such on a PC is the paperclip method. Simply undo a paperclip and look for a tiny hole on the front of the DVD drive. they tend to be near the eject button. Now, insert the end of the paperclip and push it in a little. This will release the tray of the DVD drive and you can now open it by grabbing the front of it with your hand and gently pulling it out. Please bear in mind this is a workaround and a far better alternative to the “smack it on top” method. This does not solve the issue at hand.

We at Edge Of Our Pants have studied this problem and have written a complete tutorial which shows you a tested and working method to take care of this problem! Our solution works on DVD drives, CD Drives, Blu-Ray drives, XBox 360 consoles, Playstation 2 consoles, Playstation 3 consoles, and standalone DVD and Blu-Ray players. Literally anything that uses the usual mechanics of a standard CD, DVD or Blu-Ray drive. This issue has been around for years and nobody has given a 100% proper fix for it…until now!

For more information please visit http://www.magnetizeddrive.com

April Fool’s Fun With Autocorrect

Just a quick bit of fun autocorrect additions for someone’s phone for April Fool’s if you get a chance:

  • Change “the” to “penis”
  • Change “lol” to “I’m thinking of coming out of the closet”
  • Change “yeah” or “yes” to “I just made sweet love to a goat”
  • Change “house” to “semi-improved sex shack”
  • Change car to “mama’s love wagon”
  • Change “bathroom” to “monkey house at the zoo”
  • Change every “is” to “be”
  • Change “LOL” to “,,|,,”
  • Change it’s to its, there to their, hear to here, dessert to desert, whether to weather
  • Change “but” to “butt”
  • Change their name to “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
  • Change “sucks” to “gives me a strange itch”
  • Change “coffee” to “viagra”
  • Change “Hello” to “Morning, Homos!”
  • Change “driving” to “masturbating”
  • Change all positive adjectives (good, fantastic, great, excellent, etc.) to “fabulous.”
  • Change a period from “.” to ” in accordance with the prophecy.”
  • Change “het” for “the”, “nda” for “and”, “cat” for “dog” and vice versa
  • Change “omg” to “this makes me hard” or “this makes me moist”

New Release of The Printer Problem Solver!

“We here at Edge Of Our Pants have made a few minor bugfixes to our Printer Problem Solver utility. Nothing critical or security breaching but were still necessary to minimize any problems customers may experience”
You can download the latest version at www.printerproblemsolver.com
What Is The Printer Problem Solver v2.0

The Printer Problem Solver is our flagship of USB printer utilities! Our utility is designed to aid you in keeping your USB printer functioning by helping you with issues that could occur without warning. Print spool jams, registry issues, viruses, high CPU usage from spoolsv.exe, printer service problems, Lexmark printer service issues, Spooler Subsystem App errors and other less-known problems can interfere with the smooth operation of your USB printer. Our utility can help you with all of them and more! Our utility is also compatible with Windows 95, 98, 98SE, 2K, NT, ME, XP, Vista and 7! No need to worry about complicated batch files or messy installations either because our utility can run directly from a USB drive. It really is that simple!

Other Features of The Printer Problem Solver

Our utility is designed to take care of your USB printer problems fast and as painless as possible!  Anyone can use this powerful utility without any real knowledge of printers or computers. Computer
technicians love our utility too since it runs directly from a usb drive! They can use it on a client’s system both on and off-site with no worries! Don’t pay $34.99 or more for out-of-warranty overseas technical support EVERY TIME your printer quits on you! Use our utility and save yourself precious time and money!

Where can I get The Printer Problem Solver?

Getting The Printer Problem Solver is just as easy as using it! Simply click “Buy Now” at the top of this page and follow the directions from there to download your own Printer Problem Solver and enjoy your world of hassle-free printing.

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OUR E-BOOK TEACHES YOU IMPORTANT INFORMATION THAT MOST PEOPLE TAKE FOR GRANTED. THIS INFORMATION ISN’T ONLY ON HOW TO REPAIR PRINTERS, IT CAN HELP YOU AVOID HAVING PROBLEMS RIGHT FROM THE START!

IN OUR FREE E-BOOK WE WILL SHOW YOU:

  • Ways to extend the life of your printer
  • Printer problems and solutions to make your life easier
  • How to troubleshoot printer problems from basic to advanced issues

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Edge of Our Pants Releases New Version of The Print Spool Repair Utility on http://www.print-spool.com

Edge of Our Pants Releases New Version of The Print Spool Repair Utility on http://www.print-spool.com

Edge of Our Pants, the creators of The Printer Spooler Repair Utility, The Printer Problem Solver and The Pixel Repair DVD, has released a new version of The Print Spool Repair Utility on http://www.print-spool.com.

This news release addresses some bugfixes from the previous version of our Printer Spooler Repair Utility. “We have recoded the utility to streamline it and make it more effective,” said John Davidson, the spokesperson for Edge of Our Pants.

“If your issues are beyond the scope of our utility we highly recommend our Printer Problem Solver located at http://www.printerproblemsolver.com which covers a broader range of problems too!” added Davidson, head of Edge Of Our Pants, a Toronto, Ontario-based company that strives to give the best answers to computer questions and help you understand the problem while they solve it.

The newest version of The Print Spool Repair Utility now has the following features:

  • Solves 99% of all printer spooler issues

  • Compatible  with Windows 7, Vista, XP, ME, NT, 2K, 98SE, 98 and 95

  • No  complicated batch files or messy installations

  • Can  run from a USB drive

  • One  simple program

  • Works  in seconds

  • Even  works on Lexmark printers!

According to the company’s spokesperson, one of the main reasons to use the utility to fix printer problems lies within the ease of use. As a printer utility, Johnson said it is designed to take care of USB spool jams fast and with just a few clicks of your mouse. Besides, there’s nothing to install and nothing to edit.

Anyone can use this powerful utility without any real knowledge of printers or computers; however computer technicians love our utility wherever they go because it can run directly from a USB drive! It’s that portable,” said Davidson.

He also noted that the utility is neither complicated to use nor has any messy installations required. It’s small, powerful, easy to use and it works in seconds. “There’s no need to pay $34.99 or more for out-of-warranty overseas technical support every time it happens and most importantly it even works with Lexmark printers,” he said.

For information about what is the The Print Spool Repair Utility, please contact: John Davidson, edgeofourpants@hotmail.com or visit http://www.edgeofourpants.com)

Surfing the web a little safer…

With the new changes in effect for Google and the policies now firmly in place what can you do to protect yourself?
The public outcry against the changes are vast. You’re not alone in being against the change and you’re far from paranoid. Information is everything in this day and age and you’d like to keep your own as much as possible.
However you still want to use the internet like before, so what can you do? What steps can you take to protect what’s yours?
The first step is to simply not use anything Google-related. No searching with Google, no G-mail, Google+ is right out! If you have any Google accounts a really big tip would be to log in, dig through the Google Dashboard on your account settings regarding your history and clear it, then delete your history.
Secondly, switch to Mozilla Firefox. Firefox has been a solid browser for a long time compared to Internet Explorer and will be for a long time still to come. It’s extremely stable, fast and far more trustworthy. However, no matter what browser you wish to use be sure to dig through the settings and if there are any options to delete your cookies when the browser closes, do it. It’s worth noting to close all browser windows after checking a Google-related site if you have just been on one. Facebook is another good site to close all your browser windows on after you are done with it too. (This one can’t be stressed enough actually!)
Thirdly, we need to add a few blockers for all that fun background stuff that likes to keep tabs on you that you might not realize is even lurking when you hop from site to site. I strongly suggest installing “Do Not Track Plus” available at http://www.abine.com and currently blocks 600 trackers that want to keep up on everything you do. It is a browser add-on and highly recommended.
Fourthly, Install NoScript found at http://www.noscript.net and “provides extra protection for Firefox, Seamonkey and other mozilla-based browsers: this free, open source add-on allows JavaScript, Java, Flash and other plugins to be executed only by trusted web sites of your choice (e.g. your online bank)”
Lastly, you should make a change to another search engine. DuckDuckGo is a great search engine at http://www.DuckDuckGo.com and best of all, all of your searches aren’t tracked! Remember to change your default home page to DuckDuckGo if it’s set for Google or another search engine and remember to add DuckDuckGo to your search engines your browser uses. Putting it to the top of the list of engines used is also strongly recommended!
One other optional suggestion would be to get the firefox browser extension called “https everywhere”. It forces Firefox to use SSL encryption on all sites that support it for more secure browsing!

Please note doing the above steps may cause some features on some sites (or possibly the entire site!) to no longer work.

Stay safe on the net everyone.
Edge Of Our Pants